"you should act more your age"
don’t ask me about my favorite tv show because i’ll bet you a million dollars that conversation is going to be a lot more than you bargained for
OTP is not a choice
I didn’t choose my OTPs. They chose me. I didn’t ask for this shit.
note to self: shut up jjust shut ur mouth shu t up shut up
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping